i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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