forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
not ubering you a puppy
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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