Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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