Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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