using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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