And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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