I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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