ugly people sure do ruin things
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
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