did you get engaged???
farters have to be the big spoon...
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
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she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
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I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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