She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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