Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
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Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
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He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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