She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
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Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
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Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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