i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
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Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
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Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
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