Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
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been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
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Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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