She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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