yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
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