my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
Randomize
