Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
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my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
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She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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