apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
where does the pee come out of this thing
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
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I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
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Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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