with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I could make wine with my vomit
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
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great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
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My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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