After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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