How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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