We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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