There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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