I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
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