You're so nebulous sometimes
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
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she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
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There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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