wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Randomize
