My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
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I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
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Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I touched a dick in church today
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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