he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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