So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
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I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
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I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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