If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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