just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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