Only a mothe r could love this liver
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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