Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
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