i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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