I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
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