D3 body, D1 cock
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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