I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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