I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I hope mine doesn't look like that
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I haven't been this sober since birth.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
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