Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
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A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
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Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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