question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Randomize
