your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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