everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I love having hate sex.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
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Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
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Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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