I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
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I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
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Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
not ubering you a puppy
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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