i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
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