I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
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I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
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He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
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