Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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