Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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