What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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