Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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