i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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