I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
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you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
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I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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