How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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