Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
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Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
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She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
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