Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
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