I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
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I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
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On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
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