so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
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we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
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If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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